My Plan Is to OD and Then Have to Miss It
Chick #1: Yeah, I was hoping to get all these painkillers by Thursday because I have to go home to see my mom in a play.
Chick #2: Can't you just get them when you get back?
Chick #1: Yeah, no... My mother is starring in The Vagina Monologues.
Chick #2: Ouch.
Chick #1: See, that was my first thought.
--Goodbye Blue Monday, Bushwick
Glad this was the FIRST THING I SAW on overheard this morning.