the sad thing about ruining relationships and crushing people with the heel of your shoe and flicking them away like little bugs is that when it comes time to bitch about how nobody likes you and whyyyyyy can't you just date a nice guy?
No one is around to listen.
In other news, the guy who played Orlando on Strangers with Candy is DEFINATELY in one of the bands tonight. Like, im looking at him right now. Maybe HE will be my new boyfriend! And THIS will be our kingdom.
In other, other news, Somethingawful is now and forever the site for lonely disgruntled nerds.