How to be a better Drew Grant

My grandma is a perfect example of what I aspire to be. When no one pays attention to her, she starts freaking out that there are worms in the food.Ha Ha that is so awesome. I need to get better at diversions like this so I can constantly be the center of attention. Goddamnit I keep guessing what is going to happen next in Silent Hill and its so annoying because I am so goddamn RIGHT.