FALSE. But hilarious. Dave B made it. Also funny? That the Daytona 500 is marketing a scent for men (grease and charred hair? Popcorn and the smell of defeat as you realize that going to U of Texas has afforded you nothing except a fat wife and obese spawn?) and I am anxiously awaiting their woman version (i hear it smells like Chanel #5).
Also, Hillary Swank's on the View today, but she hasn't made out with Whoopie yet so Im totally snoozing.
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