Tyler Durden had a similar idea to Packar Jennings.
Merry Christmas! Felice Navida! In related news, Felice is back in town, to stay! THAT BITCH! She is awesome. I love her.
THIS JUST IN! HUGH LAURIE IS GOING BALD AND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!
Story at 10: Eww...Why doesnt he just SHAVE IT?