Monday, September 10, 2007


Int: bodega
Drew: Yes hello, one turkey sandwhich please.
Local Bodega guy who I genuinely liked before this: Oh hell! (grabs hand) How are you?! You pregnant?
Drew: I'm goo....wait what?
BG: You pregnant? Yes?
Drew: No! I'm not pregnant!
BG: But you got fat!
BG: This summer, I haven't seen you in a long time! Now I see you, and I think you pregnant because you fat!
Drew: This...isn't okay....
BG: Awww, its okay! Some girls skinny, some girls pregnant!
Drew: I gotta go.
*end scene*

Jared's response? "Well, were you leaning over the candy counter?"


Too bad I am not Morbese, the fattest chick on the block

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