Sorry to all the applicants!
It's this guy Steve (no i know, riiiiiight?) and he just showed up in an AC/DC shirt bearing news that THIS GUY from Dark City was also in Rocky Horror Picture Show (I know, a lame reference but seriously that face has been bugging me for so long I was having NIGHTMARES about it). And like, he just bust this info out of nowhere with NO prompting, and like answered the question thats been plaguing me for a month but I always forget to check IMDB for. God, do I need anything more in a best friend except IMDB masquarading as a Dwight Schrute look-alike from Texas?