Sorry for the 2nd post today and the 2nd Regina Spektor reference in a week BUT I forgot this important epiphany where I no longer ever have to be involved with another human being for more than 24 hours becuase after that (especially true for insomniacs) I can basically map out how the entire relationship is going to go. I just cut down my dating time from 2 weeks to one day! Now all I need is to par it to about thirty minutes for sitcom consumption.
Yuck, but no it sucks because obviously you can't know someone after a short period of time, but you CAN know yourself and how'll you'll act and repress being a bitch until it all boils over into being the hugest bitch ever. Im incapable of not being a bitch. I think Im okay with that. I just want to put that out there when I first meet people so there are no wrong impressions that I am any of the following:
goofy (for your benefit)
a "fixer upper"
Im pretty much born to be damaged goods and the only people I let stick around long enough to figure that out are even worse assholes than I am so there you go.