Yo son, I've got the Asian PLAGUE (ps not the bird flu)

Between Ji-tae Yu


and Jun Kaname

- I think I'm totally coming down with a case of Eastern Envy. Shiiiiit. I need to date an asian dude.
I really hope I don't become one of those weirdo dorks who is obsessed with Japan and is totally lame.
Maybe I should watch some sort of antidote........what the opposite of Asia?
Fuck it I'm just going to rent Intermission and bask in Cillian's cheekbones.