Give Me Money

Hey, do you think I'm clever? Good at writing? I make jokes good? So do some other people! Unfortunately, none of those people are super rich or in a position to help me out. Times are getting desperate, so I want you to give me money. It's easy! Just go to Paypal and send some funds to saradrewgrant@gmail.com. Depending on how much money you send, and what kind of funny thing you want me to write for you, I will send you back your own personal piece of writing that one day could be worth up to one zillion space dollars. We good? Awesome. Remember: Paypal. Thanks guys.