Pondering the nature of eXistenz
It's not fair that you're one of the hippest people I know of (as evidenced by your being up on the new music among other things) and hot as hell and funny and work at a cool job writing random jokes and your smart and well read. Is there any way you could be a more completely sexually frustrating person to me. No. I guess I'll just shoot myself right now, thanks.
Oh I forgot to mention the worst part, you're kinda' nerdy in a sexy way in that you're into comic books and bad sci-fi and all but not nerdy in the sense that you'd be in anyway ever available to a guy like me. That's what makes it all the more teasing. AHHHh.
You though this guy was me? If I were going to fuck around with your blog, don't you think I'd do something more interesting or devious than stroke your ego? Although, I do admit, this could be the genesis of some kind of awesome prank.
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