but at least it doesn't mention the part where people called me haggard and fugly
Weird story: Steve was telling me about this old, twilight zone-esque show from the early 60's called Way Out and he said something about this weird, bald, overenthusiastic narrator. And doing a little research on the show, I find out the guy is none other than Roald Dahl. Yes, that Roald Dahl.
Too bad the show only had like, three episodes.