NYmag wants you to hate yourself

I guess that's why they got the fug-girls covering fashion week and then this little index of joy.
Apparently all models do is eat TONS of food like sushi and potato chips and pancakes with scrambled eggs and cheese dumplings.

What the fuck? I've been following that diet for the last six months and I'm still 5'6! Why can't I seem to grow any taller?!?!?
At least my legs are getting a good workout from all that exercise I do every day