This is a bunny:
THIS is a bunny that reads you the internet, tracks and reads important emails, sums up your week, gives you advice, communicates to another bunny its "married to" via ear movements from anywhere else in the world, "smells thing" (?) and tells you the air quality, as well as traffic congestion in Paris:
Hell, the only thing it doesn't do is jack you off but as long as I can have my c://bdsmlibrary/function I think Im good to go.
Its a 150 bucks and I NEED IT.