Boats be paying me and shit!

Boating Tv sent me an email awhile go saying they'd pay fifty bucks per 250 word article on.....boats. Yea, boats.
So I wrote this ridiculous piece on Cigarette Boats where I make comments like "not your grandma's dinghy!" and "despite making you look cool to your friends, Cigarettes are bad for your health!"
And guess what? THEY BOUGHT IT.
Hahahaaha I am now a paid writer, suck on it grandma! You and your dinghy!