but jesus I find so much cool shit at my job its UNfuckingbelievable!
Yo Im gonna hire this guy to follow me around and tell people I'm a virgin. What, you dont believe me? Fine, than you're going to have to endure the wrath of CRASH (aka THICK SUNNY)!!! He will kill you! With humor! Or roid rage. Either one.
Andrew Dice Clay for the conservative generation.
In twenty years, this man will be up for political office, I shit you not.
I couldnt MAKE this stuff up.